Oh my God! It's Atown-Liker! ... Right here in Java Schmava! May I please have your autograph?
Why certainly. I'm always happy to pretend to be nice to my fans.
I read your blog every day. ... What was up with that last entry, anyway? The one with the crows.
Oh, that. Those stupid crows were fooling around with SEO's. Just throwing a lot of crap in there from Google Trends to see what would happen. ... Then Technorati sends a couple of good around to rough me up, so I had to tweak it a little this morning. ... Hey how should I make out this autograph?
Um ... To my dearest friend Bert. From your pal, Atown-Liker.
Whatever.
Wow! This is so cool! I've never seen you in here before.
Oh, yes. I love Java Schmava. I come for the cheesecake -- it's the best around. ... Sometimes I just like to sit and read the newspaper with a cup of joe.
What's a newspaper?
Well, it's made of paper and it has news. For instance, look at this scary dude on the front page ...
... The story says police are looking for him because he tried to kidnap the president's dog, Ponzi.
Tried?
Yeah. It says here that the kidnappers thought they were snatching Ponzi, but, in fact, what they took was Ponzi's double.
Double? You mean we, um, the kidnappers got the wrong dog?
Yeah. It says the kidnappers actually abducted a small Secret Service agent who was dressed in a dog suit.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Adam Corolla
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Yum-o!
Note: No animals were injured during the making of this blog entry (except for Ponzi, of course).
Hey, fellas! How did it go?
Like a charm. We got Ponzi!
Yay! I've got the EVOO. Let's cook that puppy uppy!
Let's torture him first
Aw, he's awfully cute. That would be cruel. Let's just eat him. I'm starved.
Yum-o!
I'm out of here, then. Later.
See if he's got my money first.
OK, mutt. Where's the loot? Fork it over.
Arf!
He doesn't have it.
Then, let's commence to cookin', shall we?
Hey, what's going on here? Are you ... cooking ... a dog? That's freakin disgusting. I want in!
Ewww! Who let Bourdain in here?
Hey, I got your 30-minute meal right here, honey.
What's that, a line of coke and a six-pack?
OK, now. Be nice. There's plenty for everybody.
My wife's coming over for dinner, too.
The more the merrier!
Hey, fellas! How did it go?
Like a charm. We got Ponzi!
Yay! I've got the EVOO. Let's cook that puppy uppy!
Let's torture him first
Aw, he's awfully cute. That would be cruel. Let's just eat him. I'm starved.
Yum-o!
I'm out of here, then. Later.
See if he's got my money first.
OK, mutt. Where's the loot? Fork it over.
Arf!
He doesn't have it.
Then, let's commence to cookin', shall we?
Hey, what's going on here? Are you ... cooking ... a dog? That's freakin disgusting. I want in!
Ewww! Who let Bourdain in here?
Hey, I got your 30-minute meal right here, honey.
What's that, a line of coke and a six-pack?
OK, now. Be nice. There's plenty for everybody.
My wife's coming over for dinner, too.
The more the merrier!
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