Thursday, November 17, 2011

"Sympathy for the Devil," dude





I have some good news and some somewhat unfortunate news.

Oh?


Using the transpolar destabilizer, I have run a test on the transphasic bubble that has imprisoned the Great White Crow.

And?


It seems very likely that I can free that magnificent creature from its fetters.

Is that the good news or the bad news?


That, of course, is the good news. ... The unfortunate news is that my test may have alerted the celestial realm travel authorities of my intentions.

It's really hard to tell the good news and bad news apart with you, Bramwell.


When we have created Armageddon these things will become clear to you.

Oh, more good news. ... So what's the next step?


I would have wished for more time to formulate a plan, but I must act quickly to free the Great White Crow and bring him into non-Parallel Time ...

Whoa! What the heck was that, a rat?? Did you see that??




It appears to be a rodent of some sort there chirping in the corner.

Is he leaving?


He has disappeared into a ...

Please don't say crev-AHSS again.


... hole in the ice, if you will. ... But he has left something behind.

Is that an I-phone?


Yes and it has an annoying ringtone.

It's playing "Sympathy for the Devil," dude.

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