Monday, November 28, 2011

I have a proposition




Is this Mr. Bramwell?

Bramwell B. Bramwell, Esq. speaking.

Nice to meet ya, Mr. B.

Lord of the Crows, actually. ... And you are?

Green Devil here, at your service.

And why has a rodent delivered you to me?

I have a proposition. ... It concerns the Great White Crow.

I'm listening.

You see, I represent a very powerful organization and it's come to our intention that you plan to use the Great White Crow to bring on the Apocalypse.

Continue.

My organization, while not being opposed to the concept of an Apocalypse, is not fully convinced that one would be in our best interest at the present time.

Your beliefs are of no concern to the Crows.

Be that as it may, you may find that you and we have some mutual interests and our organization could be very beneficial to you.

In what way?

Travel, for instance. You're not going to be able to bring that bird into non-Parallel time without our help. ... That transpolar destabilizer you have? A piecea junk. Made in China. No way that thing is going to pop a transphasic bubble, let along open a rift into a parallel reality.

I shall take my chances.

We can bring you and the bird to non-Parallel Time.

This is getting too weird for me.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

"Sympathy for the Devil," dude





I have some good news and some somewhat unfortunate news.

Oh?


Using the transpolar destabilizer, I have run a test on the transphasic bubble that has imprisoned the Great White Crow.

And?


It seems very likely that I can free that magnificent creature from its fetters.

Is that the good news or the bad news?


That, of course, is the good news. ... The unfortunate news is that my test may have alerted the celestial realm travel authorities of my intentions.

It's really hard to tell the good news and bad news apart with you, Bramwell.


When we have created Armageddon these things will become clear to you.

Oh, more good news. ... So what's the next step?


I would have wished for more time to formulate a plan, but I must act quickly to free the Great White Crow and bring him into non-Parallel Time ...

Whoa! What the heck was that, a rat?? Did you see that??




It appears to be a rodent of some sort there chirping in the corner.

Is he leaving?


He has disappeared into a ...

Please don't say crev-AHSS again.


... hole in the ice, if you will. ... But he has left something behind.

Is that an I-phone?


Yes and it has an annoying ringtone.

It's playing "Sympathy for the Devil," dude.