Agent Bauer! I see you are enjoying the view from my terraza. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Pope Boneyface the 16th, the pontiff of Parallel Time.
I think I am frozen.
Yes! yes! Of course you are. Signor Scarecrow, please bring Agent Bauer inside and pour him some brandy. ... I will not ask you to kiss my ring, Agent Bauer, for it is quite cold and your lips would stick to it. You see I have been enjoying my daily walk in the brisk outdoors. It is 110 below zero Celsius today!
The crows are not interested in me, Agent Bauer. And besides, their little crow bodies cannot withstand this dreadful cold. After a few moments in the superchilled air here they drop from the sky and become food for my sentry penguins.